Will you be my...

[Chidamari Sketch]

I'm not healthy

Will you be my house-elf

 

[Crystal Onix]

Nope. I'm morally opposed to housework. Also not an elf.

Will you be my mode of transportation?

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Teleports ^ above a pit of spikes* Next time get a more reliable mode of transportation.

Will you be my Runemaster?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

You got it!

Will you be that guy who lives on the other side of town?

 

[Gaga]

Yes, but only if I'm relevant to the plot.

Will you be my sunshine, my one and only?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Probably

Will you be my getaway driver?

 

[Chibster]

Sure, but I drive pegasi nstead of cars!

Will you be my comrade?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Only if we're talking comrades in paws.

Will you be my arm paw cannon?

 

[Freesia]

Nope, sounds dangerous. o.o

Will you be my prom date?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Thanks for the offer, but no.

Will you be my clone?

 

[LordGarcholf]

I prefer being myself, but if the price is right I'll put on a costume and pretend!

Will you be my anti-valentine?

 

[Chibster]

No, but Deadpool can!

Will you be my chocolate bar?

 

[Freesia]

No. o_o

Will you be my parachute? xD

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

No

Will you be my minigun?

 

[Freesia]

Noo.

Will you be my teddy bear?

 

[LordGarcholf]

No, for your own good and safety. XD

Will you be my new 'nothing'?

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Sounds easy, I'm in.

Will you be my fusion partner?

 

[Crystal Onix]

Yes, let's do this!

Will you be my hat?

 

[Freesia]

Nooo. That sounds unpleasant. x{

Will you be my prom date?

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I graciously accept.
*Forms Sugilite with Crystal Onix*

Spoiler: Maybe you're just too little

Will you be my elephant?