Will you be my...

[Wispy Willow]

Eh, I'm not really one to sit there and take hits up front, I prefer spamming projectiles from far away (or swinging a decently large sword at stuff, whcihever works). So no thanks.

Will you be my Runemaster?

 

[Kharixi]

Can I be a Krosmaster instead?

Will you be my hat?

 

[Max1996]

Well, I would like to be a princess' hat.

Will you be my Latios?

 

[Kharixi]

Why not?

Will you be my Krosmov?

 

[Gaga]

i don't know what that is but probably not

will you be my rug?

 

[Kharixi]

You want to step on me or something? No thanks...

Will you be my tutor?

 

[Gaga]

okay but if it's anything related to math you are better off guessing

will you be my bicycle

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Okay

Will you be my comfort object?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Uh... I'd rather not.

Will you be my tail?

 

[TouyaShiro]

I'd probably react twice weekly to a kaijin that invades your lifestyle.

Will you be my synthesis?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Eh, sure. I'll try.

Will you be my senpai?

 

[PurplePopplio]

Sure, I'll notice you.

Will you be my follower?

 

[Kharixi]

*is already following*

Will you be my GM?

 

[Max1996]

Not sure what it is.

Will you be my Trainer?

 

[PurplePopplio]

No thanks. Don't need a Dragon-type for my team.

Will you be my chef?

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Sure, I'm not that bad a cook.

Will you be my alt-mode?

 

[Max1996]

Not sure what that is.

Will you be my Typhlosion?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I'd rather be a Sableye

Will you be my tongue?

 

[Max1996]

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!
Not even if you're a Greninja.

Will you be my keyboard?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Sure. Then you can replace me with a mechanical one.

Will you be my sick beats?