Write the most stupid story

[PurplePopplio]

The sun smiled at the moon. The Earth exploded. Ted on a comet was having a bad day. An alien fused Mars and Jupiter.

 

[Chevywolf30]

The Stormtrooper misses the fuel pod.

This seems more likely.

The sun smiled at the moon. The Earth exploded. Ted on a comet was having a bad day. An alien fused Mars and Jupiter.

I love the Douglas Adams vibes this has.

 

[PurplePopplio]

I love the Douglas Adams vibes this has.

Thank you!
That wasn't my intention. But I'm glad to have wrote something for you to enjoy.

 

[Cuttyman010913]

Once upon a time a human lived the end

 

[Cuttyman010913]

Once upon a time a human lived the end

my 7 year old sister wrote this lol

 

[Chevywolf30]

my 7 year old sister wrote this lol

Dang. Your sister is a legend.

 

[PurplePopplio]

Once upon a time a girl asked a guy to marry her. He said no and lived happily ever after.

 

[Cuttyman010913]

Dog barks. the end? wut?

 

[Cuttyman010913]

Temmie meets human. Both sneeze. Da enda

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Pryce gets hit by a Charizard's G-Max Wildfire. Then eaten by Loth wolves.

 

[PurplePopplio]

A dice can be rolled into infinity. But the postman only works during the week. Sundays are special days for dice rolling and relaxing. The mail gets lost on Saturdays.

 

[Chevywolf30]

This thread was posted. Replies were written.

 

[dawn dusk]

He saw it
He liked it
He looked at the price
He walked away

 

[PurplePopplio]

The man went to the movies. He saw Bigfoot in the front row. They had a great time and went for dinner afterwards. Later they got married and lived a wonderful life with 3 adopted children.

 

[Neyo]

4 turtles got exposed to a mutagen. Then they died to radiation poisoning.

 

[PurplePopplio]

Chickens love to eat eggs. Cows love to drink milk. And fish quite enjoy sushi.

 

[CuboneKing]

Once upon a time, there was a 23-year-old autistic burnout who went 14 pages deep into a Pokémon forum’s fun and games section and revived a thread nobody had responded to for 9 months. The end.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Once, there was a guy that did something, uhh I forgot what he did, but he need to save the princess, or was it her dog? I think he had to slay a dragon also. Or did he have to slay the princess to save the dragon? There was also an old wizard involved, but he was high on crack and gave nothing to the story. And they all were happily ever after living in the end

 

[DawningWinds]

Once upon a time there was a house. Then Mars turned into a very small frog, which suffocated because there was no air in space. That threw the whole solar system out of balance because Mars' gravity was apparently important.
Also the house was in the middle of the sun all along.
The end.

 

[guzmania]

FIRST MANKIND WORLD ALL OVER FIRE BURNT BURNT OFF TOWER. ELFS DRUG BAG WORLD FUCK??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?????!?!!W

LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY