Things you’ve said but terribly out of context

[MC.Princess]

“mœw (affectionate)”

 

[guzmania]

"then aftet that was the finally TRANSLATED dragon quest iv, no i dont know what they were thinking either, solo really does look like a fish we say he looks like a fish because he does look like a fish yes i know hes not a fish i played the fucking game, but also arus doesnt look that much like goku i mean yeah okay so they were drawn by toriyama but toriyama drew like all of the dragon etc characters and also more than one person is allowed to have dark spiky hair jesus christ"

Technically I typed this as opposed to said, but here's a snippet of a very disjointed rant I went on recently.
i'm not bothering to mark all the typos with [sic].

 

[mastermind lissi]

This was a conversation between Mao and our other friend:
Mao: you’re not wearing eyeliner…..
Friend: I’m not, but I have Pepsi and hot cheetos which some would say is the breakfast of champions

I just overheard this on the bus: “how the turns have tabled….”

 

[AddyNoSketchpad]

"^^i drew part of fanny's organs you wanna see"
"If you were Eraser, you'd KNOW what I'm talking about but you're NOT! So you DON'T!"
"same- i hope it's are you okay and team8s they all have 5 members still"
" probably he doesn't though because!! if two whoppers candies get him all dizzy and icky-feeling what is alcohol gonna do :D"

 

[Viridian Beedrill]

Coworker: That's not rain, that's mist.
Me: So it's aggressively fogging?

 

[Queen Of Space]

“I loved the part when they killed a young girl on screen, can’t wait to see how they adapt that live acton”

 

[helperman]

"well, i thought it was too nasty for the trash can"

 

[MC.Princess]

“No beta we die like my motivation”

 

[Viridian Beedrill]

"If they had less legs, they would look like bunnies."

 

[AddyNoSketchpad]

"i can't get mine but it's AIRY
am i liam in an alternate dimension ;-;"

 

[Itsjustmudkipz]

“One sec a chair fell on my leg”

“Look at Olivia! She turned into the little mermaid but war!”

 

[MC.Princess]

“Don’t make me get my ZeedMilleniumon.”

 

[DawningWinds]

"That doesn't explain the pterodactyl."

 

[mastermind lissi]

“We should call him the WOAT. Worst Of All Time.”
“MY FINGERS ARE PERFECTLY INTACT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE SCARED OF THE GLUE”

 

[AddyNoSketchpad]

"FLOWER WHY ARE YOU BARKING LIKE NICKEL."

 

[guzmania]

"Please stop with the egg puns. I don't want to die."