Batman, there's something I have to tell you...

[Kit Chan]

Use the DNA splicers to splice it back together.

Sis! I accidentally used the DNA splicers on Venusaur and Blastoise! Look here's a photo!

Spoiler

 

[~Pachirisu~]

OMG! Dad is going to kill you!

Dad, sis used the DNA splicer on Venusaur and Blastoise!

 

[Julum]

Good job, you two! I actually always wanted a Blastoise and Venusaur mix!

Dad, the game you pirated for me isn't working!

 

[~Pachirisu~]

good thing that was a rental!

Dad, i'm a dog!

 

[Julum]

Of course you are! There's no way your mother would be able to give birth to a dog.

Dad, Shiny Glaceon was hacked to be shiny!

 

[~Pachirisu~]

No she wasn't

Dad, why should i wear a tux?

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Er, you can wear tux if you want to. (Is this your way of telling me marriage is right around the corner?!)

Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you. I got Lucas and Ness kicked out of the Sm4sh roster.

 

[Berrenta]

How could you! I always enjoyed playing as Lucas!

Dad, it seems they are dressing up Pikachu for ORAS.

 

[Lysson]

The world has gone to the Mightyenas, there is no hope. But some are cool you have to admit.

Father, Screwattack ranked Lysandre as the worst villain in video game history (they even got everything wrong! How dare they!). Can you get me their address? I won't do anything bad, I promise!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

sure, and I don't care what you do even if it's illegal!
dad, I bought the new super smash bros by traveling to the future using our delorian, back to the future style.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

That's fine, as long as you didn't romance any of your relatives.

Mom, I have something to tell you; I purloined a Purrloin from a certain rival's sister.

 

[Lysson]

Did it evolve and get captured by Team Plasma?

Mother, I am the leader of Team Flare now... should I make the world beautiful or stop future wars by any means necessary?

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

...both.
Mum, I want chocolate!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

too bad I ATE IT ALL!
dad, I caused a time paradox.

 

[Chibster]

Well grab a few of your friends and go fix it!

Dad, I used your credit card to buy expensive flowers!

 

[Lysson]

They better have been for me or your mother.

Father, I used the car for a joyride and it wanted to go swimming. Would you mind drying it?

 

[PyroPokeman]

Where they Gracideas?

Dad, I'm actually you from the past.

 

[SobriquetP]

I knew you were suspiciously, dashingly handsome.

Dad, I *might* have dropped a vial of highly contagious chickenpox in a hospital.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

.......well, I have the cure to all diseases anyway, so it shouldn't matter

Dad, I just summoned Cthulhu.....

 

[indigohex]

Well, just bring it back.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I am straight.