Batman, there's something I have to tell you...

[EeveelutionLover]

Are you sure you like your swimming lessons? The pictures below tell me otherwise.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm gay.

 

[Fr(antics)]

Good, my boyfriend and I completely support you.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm straight.

 

[Akromatic]

WHAT?!?! Your father and I are VERY disappointed in you!
Dad, there's a glitch in the hoefdosgieorwt9430rmwfioasjfowegeuhjisogeioAAAAAAAA.?.['';=-+

 

[indigohex]

I don't know what you were thinking?

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm stuck in thinking of what to tell you.

 

[Almonds]

Take your time

Dad, I want to go on a trip to Alaska.

 

[Taco]

Don't get eaten by a moose now.

Dad, you head is on fire.

 

[Berrenta]

Don't just stand there! Get the fire extinguisher!

Dad, I was locked out of this house for a month. Why must that happen?

 

[Xolw]

That's why you should always write down the 234 digit passcode to the door. I'm tired of bothering with all those silly keys.

Dad, the bacon was stolen by more bacon.

 

[Akromatic]

Eat it. OR BEAT IT

Dad, my cousin is being annoying. She keeps talking.

 

[Xolw]

Allright. You go get the duct tape, I'll fetch the baseball bat.

Dad, we're being invade by aliens that want to steal all of our remote controls.

 

[indigohex]

Stop them. What can I do?

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I am attracted to a certain female housemate on Big Brother.

 

[Berrenta]

Oh, really? What's her number? *gets number then puts it on "block outgoing calls" list*

Dad, why did you delete all the shows I recorded on our DVR? Can't you tell how many episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway and Doctor Who that I'm missing?

 

[97SaturnSL1]

There was no episodes with Drew Carey and i thought Dr. Who didnt have enough scenes of Wittle Kiku Honda having Ford trucks squash him so Sorry bout that

Dad, I made sure Free! and Hetalia were permanatly canceled

 

[Berrenta]

Oh well. They have to end at some point.

Dad, I hear something in the attic, and it's hissing.

 

[97SaturnSL1]

It must be Wittle Kiku Honda. just get the Suburban fired up. he will come to his sences otherwise you can make him go splat

Dad, i made sure Clemont will not be Kalos gym leader

 

[magikarp ftw]

good there for you

Dad,*gulp* i hate this movie

 

[indigohex]

No one is forcing you to watch it. (Dad leaves) Where do you think you're going? You stay right there.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. My favourite housemate on Big Brother is up for eviction.

 

[97SaturnSL1]

And in other news...

Dad, i altered time and space so ash can age

 

[indigohex]

What did I tell you before. Don't mess with time and space.

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. But I forgot what I was about to say.

 

[Almonds]

You can come back when you remember

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm in love with 2D boys