Corrupt a Wish v2

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, life becomes very boring very quickly.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Herbizarre]

Granted, your computer is better offline than before, but laggier than the previous one.

I wish I were a bird.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. You're a chicken.

I wish I didn't feel so tired right now.

 

[SquishyFace]

Granted, now you can never sleep again.

I want to become a dragon and burn down villages.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You burn your own village and the locals have you killed.

I wish for something that cannot be corrupted: a pork sandwich.

 

[Caprizant]

Granted, but the genie who grants all these wishes misheard you and gave you a spork sandwich. :I

I wish for the ability to walk on the ceiling.

 

[JustAnotherLeafeon]

Granted; the floor is unreachable now.

I wish I could play the piano epically.

 

[Akromatic]

Granted, you can no longer do anything else other than playing the piano epically, and you become a lifeless piano-playing corpse.

I wish that I had never existed.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. In your place is a black hole that destroys everything.

I wish I could swim well.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You drown. Rest in Peace.

I wish to be an intruder on Big Brother and teach Tim a lesson.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. It's the wrong Tim, and the producers evict you.

I wish summer will be over.

 

[magikarp ftw]

granted, but you will never have a summer again

i wish for this wish not to be corrupted

 

[Eau Rouge]

Granted. It is hijacked and you turn into a salad.

I wish for a sandwich with jam and butter, on white bread, that isn't poisoned, evil, or anything else other than a normal sandwich. Corrupt that!

 

[indigohex]

Granted. The sandwich in question gives you a heart attack and you die.

I wish the next poster gets banned.

 

[Zima]

Granted, but I came back two minutes later.

I wish I lived in Europe.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, the continent you live in has its name changed to Europe.

I wish I had a pet moon.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. Since moons are huge, it crushes you.

I wish I knew how to drive well.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You cause an accident involving 50 cars.

I wish Tim gets booted off Big Brother (the latest one from Australia by the way).

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. They boot off a member of the Big Brother TV crew named Tim.

I wish Mawile had better stats normally.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. Its now has the same stats as a Magikarp.

I wish the best person wins "Last Poster Wins".