Last Poster Wins [v16]

[Nester]

*Climbs to a treetop and yells "HEEEEEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOO!" and claims victory*

 

[italicizewafer]

Steals your flashlight and wins.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Snipes ^ with a Flintlock Staff* *Wins*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*snipes ^ with a bazooka somehow*
*wins*

 

[Nester]

*Jumps from the treetop to stomp on you and steals victory*

 

[Lluksonak]

*Cuts the tree you jumped from and pushes it to your direction*

STILL HERE...TO WIN!

 

[indigohex]

I'm afraid that I have to take the win from you as you can't be trusted with the power that victory in this game provides. Therefore I win.

 

[Lluksonak]

No, you are too unstable, therefore the victory is mine.

 

[indigohex]

Thanks for the victory. You can come over to see my trophy any time between 09:00.00 and 09:00.01 tomorrow morning.

 

[Lluksonak]

Nerp. You've gone far enough. Time for someone else to take this victory.

That someone is me.

 

[indigohex]

I win because I feel that Random Punster has been relatively quiet lately (just like me with uni and that).

 

[Wispy Willow]

*snipes ^ with a bazooka somehow*
*wins*

*Reveals that I was Playing Dead by sniping ROMCH back* *Wins* *Uses Transparency to make my getaway unseen*

 

[Lluksonak]

*Puts a radiation suit on and fires a Fat Man from Fallout 3, uses a Stealth Boy to get away*

I win.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Gets out some Eyetrack Orbitars* *Uses Homing Boost* *Fires wildly* *Wins*

 

[Lluksonak]

*Uses fully upgraded Barrier from Mass Effect 3 and calls in 3 Reapers*

We're all dead, but I think I won.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Summons Hades to take out the Reapers* *Hades disobeys me and goes on a killing spree* ...I win maybe?

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*gets a empty bottle to bottle up hades somehow*
*wins*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Takes that Sealed Evil in a Can from ^* *Wins*

This'll come in handy later...

 

[Lluksonak]

*Throws the can into the Void*

...Now what? o.o Oh right, I win.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Turns into an endless swarm of Demonic Spiders* *Wins*