Random Messages Thread: Episode XII riPepperonis

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 (Dubbed "Spam" by HiPS)

I like stuff

 

[Enzap]

Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 (Dubbed "Spam" by HiPS)

Stuff is gross

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 (Dubbed "Spam" by HiPS)

Stuff and nonsense.

 

[Croissant]

Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - It's a bubbler gdi

NO.

Stuffed turkeys are nonsensical.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Part I - Gonna go draw a picture with some crans. Would anyone like to join me?

I really want a wall post right now. *Tries to summon KM*

Mention RWBY or Silent Hill, that'll get her.

Alternatively, her OTPs.

Remember to bring out the Lucky Charms cereal and cookie cake.

Alternatively alternatively, this works too, with the bonus summoning of a Ramboni!

Kakuna Matata detected.

I think your DexNav is busted.

KM liked my posts, wallpost time!!!!!

I give myself away too easily.

From now on I shall find none of your posts likable.

Please cease posting any likable things. Like beautiful pictures of Weiss Schnee. I'll really hate that, as will Gags.

Spoiler

Hooray for the Midwest

yee

Pall Snart Maul Cop

the silver screen cannot handle that much snart

I am sorry to inform you that you have just been promoted. This promotion entails docked wage, and more responsibilities. Should you choose not to be promoted we shall still dock your pay, and give you more responsibilities. Thank you for choosing to work for our company.


Thank you all for your time,

RM Trolling HQ Co-Founder
Jackatlasred​

Oh wow, I didn’t know that post doubled as a promo code.

I’ll do ya proud, Mr. Binks!!

Spoiler

I need to vent because I accidentally watched this episode again.

This is the earliest episode that remains one of my favorites. <3 Both for showing what happens when a gem takes too much damage and for all the bird mom love.

Also the samurai movie parody. (“That dub was really good.”)

Also KM.

NOOOO!! MY POPCORNS ARE MINE!!

you wanna end up like the whale

[video=youtube;7NW9fbTRC2c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NW9fbTRC2c[/video]

I have never used the Lenny Face. Am I missing out?

Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)

@<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/42732.html" target="_blank">Kilometre</a>; have a song since you're now numero dos in the list of peeps with the most likes in BMGf.

Thanks Waffles.

Next, I aim to unseat you from your throne as the Queen of Likes Given. >:3c

She's coming for my spot at an alarming rate :uhoh:

i'mma comin’ to get that scallygags

I blame @Enzap for my new theme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

Excellent.

what you see is what you get.

So I see this thread.... CAN I GET IT?

What you didn't know is that you've had this thread all along

This thread that binds us across continents, linking our fates.

Use this newfound knowledge for good, lov.

Use it to make the best sweater known to man and Pokémon alike.

And then put a Joltik in it.

Spoiler

By Joltikism

But we own this place, progress. Of course, if mods couldn't get up including Gonzap to troll us

Baf owns it really

Nah, KM has it all.

According to the deed Genzap sold all of F&G to a one Ms. Biv back in April:

I'll pay you tree fiddy to own the F&G section

sold

rambo owns us all now

In case you missed Pop’n’Music being declared our national sport back in May.

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Needles don't really bother me, so it was more frustrating than scary, having to deal with all of this. In either case, the deadline for adding classes is passed and they're still processing things, so I didn't get to sign up for classes this semester.

Needles in general aren't too bad, though I still get a bit anxious when getting a shot. It's blood draws that do me in. ><

My signature will never finish loading then, MWAHAHAHA!!!

You fiend!!

OK, what kinds of soaps does Snart carry?

Ask him, his inventory is so extensive I have a hard time keeping up-to-date with it.

Right now he's heavily promoting his CG line, which includes Pizza Hut pizza-scented ones.

THE SMELL OF REBELLION

One thing, though: I don't have a microwave. I have access to a portable electric stove, an electric skillet, various pots and pans, a blender and a snow cone machine.

Attention RMers

This is a BYOM Shindig
Also BYOB if you don't want to drink the blood of innocent cacti children
(And I hope that means all of you otherwise smdh)​

Are you trying to use an HM on me?

I oughta HM01 you for even suggesting such a thing.

You're not leaving me with many options.

I am a very busy Kakuna. D: Have you not seen my suit?

The quality of it alone should speak for how busy I am, not even getting into the tie.

I still can't figure out how people get anything but "cray-awn" out of crayon.
Well, except for *switches to French* crayon. *back to English*

I pity ye and all who stretch it out to two syllables. That whole half-second, wasted. ಠ_ಠ

Honestly, if you talked to me about a drinking fountain, Yeah, I'd totally know what you were talking about. A water fountain, sure, I'd still know, but unless I was specifically expecting it, I wouldn't know what you meant if you came up to me with talk of bubblers. You mean those thins that make bubbles in fish tanks?

ಠ_ಠ
The average bubbler is nowhere near as grand as a water fountain.

Who said I didn't know that? :dodgy:

Me. I did.

For some reason, I thought hanging around in just a cape would be equally unacceptable, but I guess you know best.

what kind of nudist superhero fantasies have you been playing out in your head good sir

Will there be lego figures of me?

That depends on how well you accessorize.

Til?

"Today I Learned"

I already had that, but I probably could've made it that night.

I see. Looking good. :thumbup:

I like having level 100s, but for me, if I'm going to go through the effort, I want my pokemon to be all they can be.

You are a much more dedicated ufo than I.

Both in dedication and actually being a ufo.

I could still use it to focus the sun.

Hopefully not on any bugs. :1

*falls fist first from orbit in a Meteor Mash*

Yes, excellent.

That dog was real creepy the first time I saw it. Did you notice what is possibly a hand in the background?

That I did. I like the version with the Husky better.

I always assumed it was Cactus Cooler as in it's given to cacti to cool them down.

You gotta read the fine print man. This claim is not going to help you avoid manslaughter (...cactislaughter? Eh, semantics), even with Baf representing you.

This is the part where all of RM starts to sing it.

Also, goth singer and guitarist Aurelio Voltorb.

"New Albion" makes me think of Fable.

:thumbup:

That I've sacked the Orre region? Yes.

Yes, it's like living on a gentle slope, except you're surrounded by fault lines.

Spoopy.

I have actually never played those games. :O

Was thinking of Freddy Krueger at the time but whichever Freddy makes ya float.

Spoiler

I have watched LPs, but haven't actually played 5n@F either.

Would it be unmanly if I tear up when I see that video?

That depends on one's definition of masculinity.

A masterclass in tension?
So my entire master's degree hinges on me figuring out how much tension that guy is putting on the line?

yes
You have 5 minutes, please show all your work.

I have never seen a freeway get reviewed on Yelp before.

:lx132:

Osamu Tezuka's Phoenix: A Tale of Future was my first.
I remember liking Chobits, though.

I totally did not think its was was sweet. I mean, yeah, there were uncomfortable parts, like that scumbag at the mall who pressured her to work for him, which made me worry for Chi. I'm reading that a lot of people say it objectifies women, literally even. I guess I wasn't smart enough to see it, I just accepted Chi's being a robot, but didn't see her as any less for it, just saw her as her own person with her own opinions, thoughts and desires, and I liked how Chi and Hideki cared for each other, tried to make each other happy and take care of one another, and it didn't matter that he was a human, she a robot. Should it? They said Chi has her own free will, emotions and all that, same as any real person. I was glad they found love and happiness. At least, that's how I understood the story. I mean, NASCAR!! MONSTER TRUCKS!! YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[sub][sub]That was close, people nearly found out I'm not super macho and feels-less.[/sub][/sub]​

I watched Chobits back in middle school and I didn't pick up on that either.
I do remember liking Minoru because he was voiced by Mona Marshall in the English dub.

[sub][sub]smooth save[/sub][/sub]​

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I only took 2 photos on holiday
A duck under my table in Alton Towers and a cloud that looked a bit like the MM moon on my way home from Devon.

if you went to Devon you should’ve gotten me a pic of Steven :1 Post both.

I'm wearing clothes

I'd rename this thread "Scandal Messages" if it wouldn't get me in trouble with Shonda Rhimes.

Yay musics!

I know this feeling, son

En*Sync and the Cap twins, just how many kids do you have now

I've got a welt on my hand from where my dog tried to eat it
I would get annoyed at him, but... View attachment 98789
You would have to be heartless not to fall for the way he gazes at you with his sad little puppy eyes

You got a Yorkie.

Roy Mustang loves dogs, I have him as my texting ringtone.

You're fired

Just be happy you're not being fired by Mustang himself, Chibs. That could leave third degree burns.

Emerald. I chose Treeko for the first time and IT IS THE BEST DAMN GRASS-TYPE STARTER OF ALL TIME. I cannot get over how much I love this lizard. However, due to my own lack of commitment to this wonderful gecko, I am struggling against a jolly old grandpa's beach ball and set of magnets that he duct taped together.

I see. I am glad you have recognized your own faults instead of making the grave error of saying the Treecko line "sux," or something to that effect. (✿^‿^)

I want superpower. But I don't want to be superhero.

I prefer to be a super kinda villian or at lease anti hero with access to supervilliam HQ

One superpower I'd like to have would be omnilingualism.

You don't have any cough sweets instead?

*drops Halls on Flopunny*

Just don't deck her, it's not even Halloween yet.

Also, heyya jo.

I just aware something...

Is anyone of you ever read Fruit Basket's manga?

I have.

Hitori and his emo hair. <3

I hate colorful pokemon.

Ho-oh poo poo on you >:1

My family had a Harry Potter movie marathon last summer. It was fun.

How neat!

I'm trying to get my sister to read the books and watch them. She's done with the first two (I don't know if she plans to read one a year so that she too can "grow up" with Harry.) but she refused to watch the second movie with me until it was blanket and hot chocolate weather because it's "such a long movie."

So what's everyone's Harry Potter House?

Presume at least a few people here must have taken a test at some point, I'm Hufflepuff

Huffpuffs represent

I like Unown though, they appeared in my favorite Pokemon movie. (The feelsy one, I like being sad.)

yes, good

My other favorites include the first two movies, Jirachi Wish Maker, and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew.

why are dancing pikachus a thing

because they're adorbable 83

First day of Junior Year.

I couldn't sleep last night. Doesn't make sense; I'm not nervous or anything.

Excited?

How's your first week been?

Random Messages: the Video Game

Pre-order for free Random Massages DLC and the exclusive hose weapon

now you too can spray a Snart

In compliance with the indefinite ban on reading,
this game does not come with subtitles.​

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU~

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME GODDAMMIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

I didn't say I broke the box, merely that I broke jack out of the box.

but now who will give me my fries after i order

*has never actually been to a Jack-in-the-Box*​

I just googled "troll moon", looked at the sixth picture, then you know how they suggest related images? This was the sixth related image for the sixth picture.

This was also my sixth search of the day, and in light of that, the first and second related images of the sixth result just don't have the same effect as the sixth related image of the sixth result of the sixth search. True story.

...
[video=youtube;GRWbIoIR04c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c[/video]
part 3
...which is the number of sides that a triangle has...
I have fallen right into their trap

Spoiler

[video=youtube;GRWbIoIR04c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c[/video]

To be continued...

Maybe.​

 

[TheCapsFan]

Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - It's a bubbler gdi

@Kakuna Matata; you edited my quote, that is bannable

Also my first week kinda sucked, no lie. :I

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Part II - One chapter into DR Ultra Despair Girls and I’m already Toukomaru trash

NO.

Stuffed turkeys are nonsensical.

Howdy! Welcome to RM!

What manga would y'all recommend?

20^th Century Boys and its sequel 21^st Century Boys.

At least you weren't lived in my place. Because of this "el niño" thing, all of our family water supply got bust out and we won't get it until spring. That's the risk of tropical country, folks.

Bust out? o.0

If you can see me online, there is something wrong... I'm supposed to be invisible!

Huh, maybe a glitch or something.

Were you on your laptop or a phone/tapatalk?

Spoiler

I don't really have that much to share, Benidorm's pretty much just a holiday resort town. I didn't take many pictures, mostly just some landscape shots from outside the resort, anyway here are the pictures I took:

Spoiler

Benidorm Island - the following two pictures are taken from the island when I went on a day trip there

I bought some old second hand pokemon games when I was there, I got Spanish copies of Pokemon Red, Gold, Silver, the Crystal version's the European English version we get in the UK. These are pretty much just for my collection as I don't speak a word of Spanish, the battries have also failed in the Gold and Silver cartridges.

Spoiler

Those are some great shots you took! And some nice buys.

Sadly we can't be super cool aliens

Not until we advance space travel enough to journey to other planets and abduct their cows and make inappropriate crop circles in their corn fields.

...

Spoiler

[video=youtube;GRWbIoIR04c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c[/video]

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

*walks in, goes to the fridge, drinks all the milk out of the carton, puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge, then leaves*

you are the reason we can't have nice things

squirrels

And fish!
And frogs!
Caves and rocks,
And lots of logs!

To this day The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald continues to haunt me.​

Have a pic of evil squirrel that chased me

Spoiler

satan hides in its bushy tail

SM tell your pet to cease and desist at once.

*Flies above a bridge and throws pyrite at people*

That's enough to construct a whole town.

Colosseum Remake conformed

The inside job was a part time job

Blatant Illuminati presence on a pokemon forum.

What proof do you have of this outlandish claim?

Enzap is all the proof we need

[video=youtube;GRWbIoIR04c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c[/video]

This video is getting quite the workout.

*Peeps in KM's window to her house as a tape recorder plays*

Excellent

an audience for my erotic hobby of chronologically organizing movie ticket stubs.

I just can't balance the PPS, the war room, F&G, and IRL stuff at once.

I know this feel (which is why I only seem to visit PPS once in a blue moon. ._.)

WHOEVER SAID THE PAPER'S MINIMUM LIMIT LIMIT IS THE STUDENT'S MAXIMUM LIMIT IS LYING I AM HAVING A HARD TIME EDITING MY REACTION PAPER BECAUSE I BREACHED THE ACTUAL MAXIMUM PAGE LIMIT

What are you reacting to?

I noticed there was no ship called SpaceShipping.

You should fix that.

It is true that I am currently resisting the urge to throw my laptop across the room
this is not helped by the fact that it has started raining and I cannot find the clothes horse.

til that a "clothes horse" is not a mystical deity that bestows fashionable clothing to those in need as I had previously thought for the 15 seconds between reading this post and googling the term.

What in the world is a clothes horse?

This

Spoiler

Evidently I was not wrong with my initial assumption.

I had a cookie with lunch.
[highlight]I got told cookies were childish,[/highlight] I took offense cookies are simply the best.

...how? (Unless they were just kidding around.)

Can I advertise Random Messages in Random Messages?

Only if I'm not attacked by any donuts in the infomercial.

betrayed by the ones I love

RM? Bah humbug!

You can be Scrooge in our Christmas play.

Boring

*shit posts*

so nothing new then

…gah that’s too mean. ;; I think I’ll just go back to spraying you with the hose.

so zappy is younger than me.. i though u r older... likr hundreds years older...

He may physically be young but he is a cranky old man at heart

Take a step on his lawn, I dare ya

I have updated the Picture Thread with my face.

Everyone should view this upstanding fellow's picture if they have no already done so.

I don't dare to upload my picture anywhere, as my face turns people into stone. Granted, I don't know if it still happens via internet, but I'm not taking any chances.

Contra is so considerate. :')

I might sometime, or I might not

do eet!

Or I'll just continue to picture you as Lulu, whichever.

I posted a pic in there but it's probably buried under 500000 others and I'd prefer it stay that way tbh. >////<

I looked and your pic is borked. (Although that's good for you lol. I'm sure you look great though.)

Seriously, your witty commentary in that thread is one of the best things about this forum xD

To be fair, Enzap's witty commentary everywhere is one of the best things about this forum. Right up there with KM's wallposts, Baf's antics, Shiny Celebi's random appearances, and my hilarious puns.

...have I mentioned recently that I really enjoy this forum? Because I really do.

So kind with your typed words. :')

I like Mafia.

Vote: Cappy
Only Mafia would like Mafia; Town's just trying to make it in this beautiful, cruel world

Everyone here is obsessed with trolls, why?

People really like them dolls, 8pecks.

Spoiler

I shall do illegal activities then

jack's alleged last words before being thrown in the clink.

Tune in to view the trial live November 31^st, or come down to the courthouse to view it in person!
We will be selling pennants featuring various phrases such as "jack's guilty!", "jack's innocent!", and "jack's pizza!" that you may wave during the proceedings to show which outcome you favor.

*Puts everyone's toilets on the roof*

WE ARE NOT SIMS TO BE PLAYED WITH BY AN UNFORGIVING GOD, FLOP!

I was born in the 1000 club.

I was BORN! IN THE USA!

But kids like you and me baby, we were born to add

Subtraction will begin next week.

Ooh, this is that Markov chain thing that Progressforth did a while ago.

No, it's just that everything I say is related to Steven Universe in some hidden way.

Hehe "BAG" that's the unluckiest nickname in history.

I've heard worse.

I've got JAR-JAR

best

*sets out a tray of assorted cookies*

*eats all of the cookies*

Santa Scy?

*Causes a blackout in the thread and walks out the thread*

Well great now what are we supposed to do, talk to people?

I declare this the Amethyst Thread.

That's what it's become overnight.

Can get behind this.

Would also support a GF or RWBY thread.

I once saw a counterfeit Spiderman figure at the 99-cent store. It was marked as Spaderman.

Keeping the animal population under control, he’s Bob Barker’s hero.

Sylver's Phantasm Eclipse gum

My gum is out of this world (sometimes)
Sometimes you see it, sometimes you don't! (Just like me!) Blame real life RNG!

I blame the competitive gum market.

As much as I hate to admit it about a competitor
that Juicy Fruit jingle is still stuck in my head

Inside Out has taught me this is because the workers in my mind are a bunch of assholes.​

Also HELP I'm looking for a SU pun

?

YASS I finally updated my sig cycler

My favorite is the Pokédex.

I'm held together by tendons and skin tho
the only glue is in my head scar

How did you manage to get that? Did VoldyMarkos do this to you??

@Gafigglethorp; apologize to her this instant; this is very unbecoming hero behavior.

So, I have a question. Is Shiny Celebi a Ghost now too?

Boo

I am now a spoopy scary ghost.

Stop lying
I didn't post and am not posting
I am a spoopy ghost remember?

…

Or if a spoopy ghost haunts the thread and breaks it like in 11

[video=youtube;GRWbIoIR04c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c[/video]​

We must all band together to rid our fair thread of these spoopy ghosts​

So that future generations of bulbachildren may partake in its merriment and splendor.

No soup for you

I don't like soup

Depends on the kind of soup.

I'm so random I answer every test question using a random number generator

44 you Glenn Coco

That one moment when KM likes a post you made a couple days ago.

I am pleased that my late likes are finger lickin' good.

I like Wallposts.

...in moderation.

Too many is not good for your health, I can't in good conscience recommend them.

Stuff is gross

you gross

Therefore, Eznap = stuff.

If you donate him to your local Goodwill he will be tax deductible.

Help those in need, donate all your old En*Sync CDs.

you edited my quote, that is bannable

Also my first week kinda sucked, no lie. :I

I saved you from a ban for posting such a gross inaccuracy about the Sceptile family. Thank me. Praise me. Bestow upon me a PS4.

Aw. ._.

The End.

Maybe.
you know how these things always churn out shitty sequels​

 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - It's a bubbler gdi

Yet another great Wall post, cheers

 

[Sword Master]

Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - Rememberr Baf? He's Back, in Pog Form!

Love KM post walls.

 

[progressforth]

Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - Rememberr Baf? He's Back, in Pog Form!

Why did I eat a wallpost.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

I just learned that Jamieson Price voices Giovanni in Pokémon Origins

The FTT has smiled upon this Kakuna.

Spoiler

Yet another great Wall post, cheers

A round for everyone on Snart! :cheers:

Love KM post walls.

They too are equally enamored by your mastery of the sword.

For it increases their chances of surviving attacks by titans and Terrys and ensuring the future of the species.

...And, that's game, everyone! Love this thread and love you all.

@KM i wuv yew

Spoiler

[video=youtube;MZdOMlWAKTs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs[/video]

Why did I eat a wallpost.

Lack of fiber in your diet.

I'd recommend Ramboni over those though. As stated on the box:

Ramboni was a good source of fiber!

Wop wop

doo- doo-

[video=youtube;a_XgQhMPeEQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ[/video]

@1:00-1:04 is a lie tho, rambo inspires me evryday <3​

 

[Figgles]

Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - Rememberr Baf? He's Back, in Pog Form!

I posted a pic in there but it's probably buried under 500000 others and I'd prefer it stay that way tbh. >////<

I looked and your pic is borked. (Although that's good for you lol. I'm sure you look great though.)

He does, but he doesn't admit it :3

How did you manage to get that? Did VoldyMarkos do this to you??

@Gafigglethorp; apologize to her this instant; this is very unbecoming hero behavior.

This was not done by my hands. Only...

It bears the signature style of my evil alter ego...

Prohtelggifag!

 

[Sword Master]

Re: I just learned that Jamieson Price voices Giovanni in Pokémon Origins

The FTT has smiled upon this Kakuna.

Love KM post walls.

They too are equally enamored by your mastery of the sword.

For it increases their chances of surviving attacks by titans and Terrys and ensuring the future of the species.

Everyone loves my sword, and I always strive to protect species with my epic sword talent.

 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - Rememberr Baf? He's Back, in Pog Form!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Croissant]

Re: Part II - One chapter into DR Ultra Despair Girls and I’m already Toukomaru trash

Whoa a post wall.

Howdy! Welcome to RM!

I'm at home already!

(How did I just try and quote that post?)

 

[Kakuna Matata]

If you said goodbye to me tonight; There would still be music left to write

I'm at home already!

(How did I just try and quote that post?)

In that case, pay up on your rent. :1

(you are a much braver soul than I, breakfast pastry)

This was not done by my hands. Only...

It bears the signature style of my evil alter ego...

Prohtelggifag!

The fiend!

But as dictated by RM Lore, this was inevitable. Now, we must ready the sacred field where you two may duel to the death.

For the future of this thread, please fight your hardest, Markers.
also I got 150USD on this thing so you better not lose this is gonna pay for all three versions of FE14.

 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - Rememberr Baf? He's Back, in Pog Form!

I'm landlord snart, don't forget that

 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - Rememberr Baf? He's Back, in Pog Form!

cwaaaaa-sont

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Snartastic

I'm landlord snart, don't forget that

You go collect then. Do not accept any pastries as payment unless they are donuts.

I am pleased to see you have accepted being dubbed a Snart.​

 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter 12 - Rememberr Baf? He's Back, in Pog Form!

I like donuts, they're tasty and easy to digest.